we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
This girl is more easily done than said...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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