brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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