Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Randomize
