We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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