My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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