Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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