my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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