Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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