if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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