I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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