next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
