so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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