I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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