he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
