DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
worst night to have a conscience
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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