I feel like abortions should bother me more
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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