no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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