and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I am mentally ready for anal.
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