We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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