I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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