I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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