hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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