I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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