I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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