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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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