the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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