I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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