He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
3 2 1 whiskey
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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