No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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