He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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