Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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