I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Operation Purity has been aborted
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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