yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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