do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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