I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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