Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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