So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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