just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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