It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Come see our sink grown plant.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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