True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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