never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
