How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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