talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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