I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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