How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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