Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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