I think i sorta joined a cult last night
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just google imaged poop.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Randomize
