sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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