She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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