That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
