I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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